This is a fun poem. The images that this calls to my mind, though, are rather different from those in the calendars I used to see in our local garage growing up: the famous Stihl calendars. I never had any urge to rescue those women, as they seemed always to be carrying chainsaws or heavy belt sanders or nail guns.

I am also reminded of the wonderful pin-up style art of Art Frahm (courtesy the fantastic Institute of Official Cheer).